Best Parenting Tweets You Need to See
Sep 04, 2020
Parenting can be tough but kids do some of the funniest things that make parents laugh. There are many daily struggles of being a parent that is made easy by funny incidences and some people decided to share it with others. Check out some of the hilarious tweets that parents have shared on the internet.
Until I became a parent I never thought I would hear another human cry, because they stomped their own hands
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 6, 2020
I asked my son to turn down his music and he 'okayed boomer' me so now we're turning off the wi-fi for a bit
— Low Ki ???? (@Alohababe2011) August 4, 2020
Me: I've been so patient and I haven't yelled at the kids once today
— Christina Crawford (@mommy_dopest) August 4, 2020
Husband: The kids have been at your mom's house all day
My kids counted one less snail in their fish tank so now they’re crying, pointing at me because I’ve told them I tried a snail once at a fancy restaurant on vacation, some 20 years back.
— Ms. Havisham (@MissHavisham) August 1, 2020
My four year old loves eating sugar. I don't mean candy or sweets--I just walked in the kitchen and found him wrist-deep in the sugar jar, his face and shirt dusted white, like some Nickelodeon version of Tony Montana getting high on his own supply.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 6, 2020
Take your kid swimming so they can LOUDLY exclaim that they just peed in the water.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) August 6, 2020
I took my daughter on a walk. This how she let me know she was done walking ???? pic.twitter.com/saaTZebaGX
— Queen of Southfield (@JENNontheRocks_) August 4, 2020
Friend: My kids have been going to bed so late this summer!
— SpacedMom (@copymama) August 2, 2020
Me: Ugh, mine too. How late do yours go to bed?
Friend: Well last night it was like 9—
Me: *hysterical laughter*
The only thing keeping me from becoming a crafty Instagram momfluencer? Severe lower back pain and laziness
— amil (@amil) August 6, 2020
TIP: Never tell a child you will make cookies with them if you don't want to answer "WHEN ARE WE MAKING COOKIES" every minute for next 3 days
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 4, 2020
Wait, we are supposed to be monitoring our kids’ screen time?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 2, 2020
Me: As your teacher, I request that you stay at least 3 feet away from me at all times.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) August 7, 2020
My toddler: *sneezes directly into my eyeballs*