Funny Husband Wife Tweets that Will Make you Laugh!
Dec 08, 2020
There are many instances when husband and wife say something funny and today we rounded up some of the funniest husband wife conversations we could find.
My wife, ladies and gentlemen pic.twitter.com/dH66tWoeYe
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) November 16, 2020
10% of marriage is texting each other “Where are you?” from inside the same store.
— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) July 31, 2020
Him: Do you sleep with a fan?
— The Dad (@thedad) October 17, 2020
Me: I'd say my wife mostly likes me, but fan is pushing it
WIFE: can’t wait until we’re old and sitting on the porch so I can tell you all my stories again because you won’t remember any of them
— Stone (@StoneAgeRadio13) August 28, 2020
ME: wait... your retirement fantasy is I have dementia?
Wife: I made a cake.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 28, 2020
Me: What's the occasion?
Wife: I wanted cake.
The best occasion of all.
[on my deathbed]
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface) September 2, 2020
Me: *motioning for my wife to come closer* ??? ??? ???? ? ?????? ??? ???
My wife and I are to the point where all I have to do is text her "Hey" and she'll text back "They're on the dresser."
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) November 14, 2020
Not to brag but my wife and I can hold complete conversations by rage loading the dishwasher
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 9, 2020
wife: oh cool, the zoo reopened
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) September 1, 2020
me: [sitting on couch shirtless in cutoff sweats while drinking beer] why would I want to go look at a some bored dumb animal who sits around all day doing nothing
Being the first to fall asleep at night is such a marriage flex.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 12, 2020
My wife and I are both working from home.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 2, 2020
She microwaved fish.
Time to alert HR.
