Tweets that Describe Valentine’s Day for Parents
Feb 12, 2021
When you become parents everything in your life changes, from your lunch dates to romantic occasions. Like so many things, Valentine’s Day experience also tends to change after having kids as going out on occasions becomes difficult. So for all the parents who can't go out on V-day here are some memes you can relate to
Trying to be a good mom I made homemade Valentine's with my kids being an idiot I used glue stick as chapstick so yes these lips ARE sealed
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) February 14, 2013
Wishful Parenting Talk on Valentine's Day: "We got a babysitter!"
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) February 14, 2015
Likely Parenting Talk on Valentine's Day: "The babysitter cancelled."
I want to do a Valentine's day craft with my kids. And by "craft" I mean we're going to "eat those sugar cookies with 6 inches of frosting."
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) February 3, 2016
Me: Valentine’s Day is coming up.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 21, 2015
4-year-old: Is that the one with Leprechauns?
Me: No.
4: Not interested.
This AM my son: "I need a bag for Valentines at school today."
— B. Miller (@BlaiseInKC) February 10, 2017
Me: "Don't you need cards?"
Him: "It's ok. I'll pretend to pass out cards."
Ain't no party like a daycare Valentine's party because a daycare Valentine's party is sticky.
— The Dad (@thedad) February 10, 2016
My 4yo woke me up at 7am to wish me a Happy Valentine's Day!
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) February 14, 2015
BRB, I have to go tell him that love is bullshit and everyone dies alone.
For Valentine's Day, let's avoid people we know in Target together.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) February 12, 2017
The card my 5yo chose to give to his class for Valentine's day: pic.twitter.com/xqEnrogvsv
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) February 1, 2015
Hubs booked a romantic getaway at a resort for Valentine's Day.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 8, 2017
I'll miss him, but when I said I wanted peace and quiet, I meant alone.
Valentine panic pre kids- I forgot to chill the champagne.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) February 13, 2015
Valentine panic post kids-I have 3 dozen cupcakes to ice and no champagne left.
Valentine's Day stokes the fire of passion.
— The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) February 9, 2017
Seeing your kid bouncing off the walls from candy hearts pours ice water on it.
Teaching my kids how to make Valentines out of toilet paper rolls to be Eco-Friendly, but mainly to illustrate this Holiday is full of shit.
— Faux Ma (@Faux_Ma) January 17, 2016
7yo told me he asked a girl to be his valentine for the class party 2moro by drawing her a slice of pizza.
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) February 11, 2016
The kid is brilliant.
I think my son is really going to appreciate me secretly adding, "LOVE YA SWEET CHEEKS!" to all his valentines for the kids in his class.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) February 8, 2013
6yo: I'm bored
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) February 13, 2016
Me: How about you make a Valentine's Day card?
6yo: pic.twitter.com/lGeLDFzo6c
Does my daughter have to give a vday card to the kid who said "I will put catnip in your mouth when my dad is not looking and make you cry"?
— ???? Liz Gumbinner (@Mom101) February 13, 2015
Writing a Valentine's Day poem for the love of my life called:
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) February 10, 2017
"Hey. Let's Stay Awake After the Kids Go to Bed and Have a Quickie."
Can't wait to battle my kid to help me make 20 Valentines that he will say are not as cool as the ones Liam's mom made.
— ally (@TragicAllyHere) February 10, 2017
My husband, as we drove four hours in our minivan today with four children and their leftover V-Day party loot: "Fun Dip should be illegal."
— Allison Slater Tate (@AllisonState) February 16, 2014